Deadpool Is Coming Back to Disneyland This Christmas - Because Apparently Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

If you needed more proof that we're living in the weirdest timeline, here it is: Deadpool - yes, that Deadpool, the wisecracking, fourth-wall-breaking, occasionally-murdery antihero - is coming back to Disneyland. This Christmas. The most family-friendly holiday at the most family-friendly place on Earth - Deadpool.

The Merc with a Mouth will be spreading "holiday cheer" (and probably a few bleeps) at Avengers Campus in Disney California Adventure Park, starring in something called The Story Time with Deadpool Holiday Special. Think of it as a chaotic holiday broadcast show where Deadpool takes over the mic and drags random guests from across the multiverse into his Christmas mayhem. Wolverine's expected to show up too, because obviously.

Disney's even rolling out themed food, including - I swear this is real - Deadpool's favorite chimichangas at Pym's Test Kitchen. Seasoned beef, refried beans, charred poblano, melted cheese, and guajillo sauce. Basically, it's the most Deadpool thing Disney has ever done.

Avengers Campus has done festive shows before (Rogers: The Musical, Hawkeye: The Holiday Special), but this one might actually break reality. Somewhere out there, Walt Disney just sat up in his cryogenic chamber and whispered, "Wait… Deadpool?"

The holidays kick off November 14, so grab your park tickets, your sarcasm, and maybe some earplugs for the kids.